Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

There is only one thing that you can do.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

And that’s it.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

It’s no more complicated than that.

They want to finish the job.

And, two alone.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?